Hillbilly Hollywood (Female Version)

Calvin Klein is on my skirt
Paul Mitchell is in my hair
Johnny Cash on my black t-shirt
Target sells my underwear

My pimped up, Ford truck
Blaring gangster rap
Iced lattes from Starbucks
A Coach bag and a John Deere cap

No Rodeo drive, just rodeos
Dixie livin’ is what I call home

Gucci hat, Skynard tat
Yeah I’m looking good
No place I’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

Walmart, Gold Card
Yeah the price is good
No place I’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

I go to a half-acre church
With a fifty-foot jumbotron
It spells out the sacred words
“ Jesus is the man who can git’er done

I hunt big bucks
While I fix my face
Hot yoga and some nip and tuck
Bass fishin’ and a NASCAR race

My southern ways will never change
Even in the heart of the second LA

Bird shot, botox
Man I’m looking good
No place I’d rather be than living in...
Hillbilly Hollywood

Tofu, BBQ
Man it tastes so good
No place I’d rather be than living in...
Hillbilly Hollywood

Guy #1: Hey man, look at that dude with his mega mullet and his Oakley shades
Guy #2: And that girl… “Rocky Top” is the ring tone on her Blackberry!

Captain D’s, and sushi
Both in my neighborhood
No place I’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

Country rock, hip-hop
Man it sounds so good
No place I’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

Green Hills, record deals
Man, life is good
No place I’d rather be than
Hillbilly Hollywood

© 2009 Dave Tough/JD Dohnal
Contact: Dave Tough * 5801 Tee Pee Trace * Cane Ridge, Tennessee
615.554.6693 www.davetough.com