Hillbilly Hollywood

Calvin Klein is on her skirt
Paul Mitchell is in her hair
Johnny Cash on her black T-shirt
Target sells her underwear

Her pimped up, Ford truck
Blaring gangster rap
Iced lattes from Starbucks
A Coach bag and a John Deere cap

No Rodeo drive, just rodeos
Dixie livin’ is what she calls home

Gucci hat, Skynyrd tat
Yeah she’s looking good
No place she’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

Walmart, Gold Card
Yeah the price is good
No place she’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

He goes to a half-acre church
With a fifty-foot jumbotron
It spells out the sacred words
“ Jesus is the man who can git’er done” (or Preacher)

He hunts big bucks
Checkin’ his myspace
Hot yoga and some nip and tuck
Bass fishing and a NASCAR race

Southern ways will never change
Even in the heart of the second LA

Bird shot, botox
Man they shoot so good
No place he’d rather be than living in...
Hillbilly Hollywood

Tofu, BBQ
Man it tastes so good
No place he’d rather be than living in...
Hillbilly Hollywood

Guy #1: Hey man, look at that dude with his mega mullet and his Oakley shades
Guy #2: And that girl… “Rocky Top” is the ring tone on her Blackberry!

Captain D’s, and sushi
Both in my neighborhood
No place I’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

Country rock, hip-hop
Man it sounds so good
No place I’d rather be than living in…
Hillbilly Hollywood

Green Hills, record deals
Man, life is good
No place I’d rather be than …Nashville!
Hillbilly Hollywood


© 2009 Dave Tough/JD Dohnal
Contact: Dave Tough * 5801 Tee Pee Trace * Cane Ridge, Tennessee
615.554.6693 www.davetough.com